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Jessie J

—Bang Bang (Feat. Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj

wizzard890:

wvau-radio:

Bang Bang - Jessie J (feat. Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

I am now contractually obligated to sing this into a hairbrush at least twice a week for the rest of my life.

(via ohmynord)

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

(via still--high)

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via mj-scully)

#BBQ

#BBQ